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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

joshpeck:

central:

joshpeck:

i very much dislike when people are mean without reason

people are mean cause you killed oprah 

she had it coming

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

(Source: best-of-memes)

unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

(Source: memewhore)

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

(Source: lizgillies)

— (via girlchoking)

(Source: diced--pineapple)


ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

(Source: 4est)

(Source: dealgo0)

fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

jamesfactscalvin:

ultrafacts:

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