i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
i think about this a lot
WHAT THE FUCK
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
I hate this website
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
Came to talk to the birds this morning….birds talking
my favorite vine out of every vine i’ve ever seen or will see
ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian
"You need technique Squidward"